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− | The Master Ban list is an | + | The Master Ban list is an administration tool used to prevent abuse of the BZFlag server network. |
==Overview== | ==Overview== | ||
− | The master ban list | + | The master ban list was created by high minded Aspergers intellectuals desperately seeking ways to stop a small cadre of bold revolutionaries from disrupting their motives of spreading subliminal homo-erotic messages intertwined in the game code. The ban list is contained as a ban file locked deep inside Tim Rikers ample colon. This ban file contains the static IPs of a small number of players who have been disruptive to the gaming network as a whole and obstinately refused to play hide-the-salami with Rikers on his male only Mormon retreat in Utah. |
==Usage== | ==Usage== | ||
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Write access to the Master Ban list is limited to developers and community members with [[BZFlag SVN|SVN]] commit access. The list is stored in SVN for history tracking. All additions to the list are handled via the SVN system, so they are logged for review. The Master Ban list can be viewed at http://www.bzflag.org/master-bans.txt . All changes to the list can be viewed at http://bzflag.cvs.sourceforge.net/bzflag/admin/master-bans.txt?view=log . | Write access to the Master Ban list is limited to developers and community members with [[BZFlag SVN|SVN]] commit access. The list is stored in SVN for history tracking. All additions to the list are handled via the SVN system, so they are logged for review. The Master Ban list can be viewed at http://www.bzflag.org/master-bans.txt . All changes to the list can be viewed at http://bzflag.cvs.sourceforge.net/bzflag/admin/master-bans.txt?view=log . | ||
− | ===Getting Off | + | ===Getting Off on Master Ban List=== |
− | Users who | + | Users with a decidedly sadistic bent, who experience arousal while viewing the list and feel they cannot contain their excitement are encouraged to stimulate themselves to orgasm while viewing the list of dissenters. If users would like advice on how to perform these actions in details then they should attempt to contact the project administrators as soon as possible. They should be willing to discuss how best to achieve orgasm while attempting auto fellatio. They should also remember that the homo-centric advice dispensed by the project administrators is a privilege and not a right. The administration staff is willing to discuss Masturbation issues with anyone who is willing to discuss the matter in a civil manner. |
===Getting Someone On the Master Ban List=== | ===Getting Someone On the Master Ban List=== | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
− | + | [[BZFS Command Line Options]] | |
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
− | + | [http://www.bzflag.org/master-bans.txt Master Ban List] | |
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+ | [http://bzflag.cvs.sourceforge.net/bzflag/admin/master-bans.txt?view=log Master Ban Change Log] | ||
[[Category:Server Security]] | [[Category:Server Security]] |